"Absolutely Spellbinding" -
Rolin' Stone
"Look
- you can't bring him into a National Park - He's a fire hazard.“
- Warden at the the Banff National
Park Gates
"Truly a
rare glimpse into a sick and twisted mind." - Psychology Then And
Now
"That's
it - get out of town!" - Moose Jaw - Royal Canadian Mounted Police
Department
"Show
Stinks." - Author never caught
"Having
seen David perform ventriloquism, I can honestly say that I've now seen him perform ventriloquism." - Ken
Adrian